March 2012
When you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
bigbootykeviin:
Opening up your test and you see the first...
“I’m f*cked…”
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
Lucky - Jason Mraz ft. Colbie Caillat
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
